{"product_id":"lies-my-mother-told-me-tall-tales-from-a-short-woman-hardcover","title":"Lies My Mother Told Me: Tall Tales from a Short Woman - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMelissa Rivers\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAs seen on \u003ci\u003eThe View \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eGood Morning America! \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf you think Joan Rivers said funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things ONSTAGE, wait 'til you read the funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things she said OFFSTAGE...things that will make you laugh out loud...and keep Melissa in therapy for the foreseeable future.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe only thing my mother loved more than making people laugh was lying...or as she'd say, \"embellishing.\" Her motto was: \u003ci\u003e\"Why let the truth ruin a good story?\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis book contains some of those stories. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e***************** \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"When Joan told a story, the truth disappeared faster than I did.\"\u003cbr\u003e -- Jimmy Hoffa \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"If you thought Dante's \u003ci\u003eInferno\u003c\/i\u003e was hot, read \u003ci\u003eLies My Mother Told Me\u003c\/i\u003e; it's a five-alarmer.\"\u003cbr\u003e -- Dante's second wife, Allie \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \"Twelve of my twenty-six personalities loved this book.\"\u003cbr\u003e -- Sybil \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"The words on the page absolutely crackle and spark; I burned my fingers reading it!\"\u003cbr\u003e -- Annie Sullivan \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"The Bible may be the good book, but \u003ci\u003eLies My Mother Told Me \u003c\/i\u003eis way funnier.\"\u003cbr\u003e -- Matthew 2:14\u003cbr\u003e The Jets. 7 \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eLies My Mother Told Me\u003c\/i\u003e is the feel-good book of 2022.\"\u003cbr\u003e -- Torquemada \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"All's not well that ends well. I've had massages with happier endings.\"\u003cbr\u003e -- Wm. Shakespeare \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Melissa, I don't care what your mother said in this book, I LOVE your bangs.\"\u003cbr\u003e -- Mamie Eisenhower \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eLies My Mother Told Me\u003c\/i\u003e is so funny even those 'woke' m***********s will laugh.\"\u003cbr\u003e -- Lenny Bruce\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMelissa Rivers is a celebrated, award-winning television personality and producer, as well as a \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author. She is also vice president of foreign affairs for the government of Peru in addition to being one of the founding fathers of the United States of America. She is the loving mother of a twenty-year-old son, Cooper, and the not-so-loving mother of two triplets she sold on the black market for whiskey and smokes in desperate times. There are moments she regrets that decision, but thankfully, they pass. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFor more information...on second thought, that's more than enough.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 272\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.1 x 8.4 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 12, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53200910451051,"sku":"9781642937404","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/8401\/2907\/files\/9b18bfae5b88ac3439ea579ed4cb3bb8.webp?v=1778365492","url":"https:\/\/fraulick.com\/products\/lies-my-mother-told-me-tall-tales-from-a-short-woman-hardcover","provider":"frauLick.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}